A Day In The Life of The Silicon Valley Bachelor

If there's anything bad with not working in a "traditional" environment for the last two-plus years, besides my Mom constantly sighing and shaking her head at me, it's not having the joy of that euphoric Friday night, work's done, let's-get-wasted attitude. Instead, I feel no urgency to party Friday or Saturday, as I can do it pretty much every night of the week. (Cue everyone hating me now.) I'm not even sure what my alarm sounds like anymore. If I'm lucky, I get two, maybe three hours of sunlight before nightfall.

Sometimes I lay in bed for hours and look at my outdated popcorn ceiling and imagine funny animals and sexual images. Separately. Not together. Because that would be weird. Although, does Ariel count?

Anyhow, you may or may not know that I am a published author. It's not hard. Trust me. I did it. It's just tedious. There are some joys to what I have done. For instance, I got to make these promo videos - coupled with my social media expertise - you can now find them ALL over the web. It was fun. May it offer you a glimpse into what I do on a full-time basis. It is actually not that far from the truth. Particularly the parts where I laugh at my own jokes.

Please "like" it on YouTube.

 Please "Funny" it on Funny or Die.
Follow the question on Quora: http://www.quora.com/Authors/Whats-it-like-to-be-an-author

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A REAL friend would do everything I've asked of you here. An even better friend would BUY MY DAMN BOOK! 19 five-star reviews from my family members can't be wrong!!! You can buy it here. Upon completion of the tasks here, may you all get a boner that lasts four days... I love you.

Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor

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