How to Travel All the Time on a Bachelor Budget

I get asked a lot of repeat questions. It gets tiring quoting myself all the time. Questions like, "Kevin, how do you sleep so much?" "Kevin, how do you drink so much?" "Kevin, how do you eat like a slob and have the body of a Roman God?" and "Kevin, how do you trick your girlfriend into believing she gave you chlamydia and not the other way around?" I am an expert at all these topics, and obviously a classy individual to boot. Perhaps the question I must answer the most? "How is it that you can afford to travel all the time?"

Well, well, well... who knew you could learn practical things from visiting this site!?! Once just a haven for drug-addicts, welfare moms, and rodeo clowns, CAN still serve a purpose! First, disregard every notion you have that international travel is expensive - in fact, a trip to Hawaii, Las Vegas, Mexico, or the Caribbean islands is just as expensive. (I deem those last two as domestic travel.)

Rule #1 - Open and Always Use Your Rewards/Miles Credit Card

First, one important point: don't buy anything you can't afford to pay off at the end of the month. That's the only way that card can come back and burn you. Open a United or American Airlines reward credit card, because they fly to the most international destinations, giving you more flight options at a cheaper mile cost. Rewards cards typically give you a mile for every dollar you spend, but give you anywhere from 10k to 30k miles just for signing up. My flight to Amsterdam cost me 27,500 miles. 30,000 on the return from Munich.

Put EVERYTHING on your card. I get a one dollar McDouble from McDonald's - I run my card. I leave a tip for a 50-year-old Thai Masseuse who just gave me a happy ending - I charge that $3 tip. Here's another trick of the trade: cancel your credit card after that first year, because that $50 - $75 fee they waived the first year is about to kick in. Open another card with another company and you get those up-front miles again! Yippee!

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Rule #2 - Don't Stay at Expensive Hotels

I typically spend less than $50 a night for accommodations - most of the time much less and sometimes free. How you ask? Well, let me get around to that. If I have the choice, I like to find a travel buddy so that we can split the hotel bill - meaning I can now find a hotel room for around $100 a night, which is going to be a decent hotel in the majority of countries in the world. If there is no travel buddy? Hostels are a good option. I've only stayed in hostels once, and that was in Australia. I was worried, but found that they were amazingly clean and you have built-in friends to party with. At $50, typically you can get a room with only 4 people and sometimes by yourself.

Now, about that free option... this may raise eyebrows, but the two times I've done it (Sydney, Amsterdam) they've been a VERY rewarding experience. I met great local hosts who showed me the town, got drunk with me, gave me keys to their house, and didn't charge me a dime! Check out and - both free networks with people who enjoy traveling just as much as you do. Worried that your host may be an axe murderer or a Roman Catholic priest? Other guests leave reviews on your profile, so you can tell whether someone is legit. I have two reviews on my CouchSurfing profile, one of which says: "Kevin only tried to fondle me once during the night, but it was traumatic. I found it odd that he offered to sleep on the couch, but then made his way into the bed during the middle of the night. I recommend that you avoid Kevin's home at all costs." - Sincerely, Jerry.

Rule #3 - Take Public Transit

I used to take taxis everywhere, but those costs add up real quickly. $15 to the liquor store, $25 to the red light district, $10 to the donkey show, and pretty soon you are blowing your hard earned cash on unnecessary expenses. Taking buses and trains is how the locals do it. It's a great way to learn the city and save a TON of money so that you can tip heavily to that poor performer at the donkey show.

Rule #4 - Eat Local Food

I might eat one or two meals at a fine-dining establishment, but the rest of my meals take place ordering at a counter and eating while sitting on a windowsill with the rest of the locals. There's a reason that locals go to certain places, all you have to do is look for food where there isn't a tourist attraction.

Rule #5 - Pre-Drink

This may be the most important rule of them all. Spend the extra time to find a local supermarket, (which I LOVE, because you get to see what locals buy, their options, and tastes), but it saves you so much money. That bottle of vodka you just bought for 15 euros ($22 U.S.) is going to save you however much you think you can drink at a bar in a tourist city at 7 to 10 euros a drink. For me, that equates to a savings of about... 273 euros a night.

Well, folks, you can see how just a few small changes can make traveling affordable. Worldwide travel shouldn't only be relegated to our twilight years after the kids are away at college - it should take place while we're still young, vibrant, damn good-looking, and have a libido that makes you seriously think twice about eating an oyster, lest you hurt someone.

Feel free to leave your own travel tips in the comments below - in the meantime, I have a show to attend in Dubrovnik. They tell me no animals or humans will be harmed and that both have given their consent.

Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor

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  1. you're lucky well-to-do's read your blog or else your welfare mother comment would have you murdered -- execution style. and i like the D&D shout out: "can still serve a purpose!" Ummm, back to your well-to-do reader. You know... the college educate... the 401k holders... I don't think they like to travel like college students - sleeping on randoms couches, contracting foreign bed bugs, etc. The tip that I totally agree with is the metros/public transit. It saves you almost a whole meals worth of money and its usually pretty easy to follow and not that ghetto. For example when I went to Barcelona, I took a shuttle bus from the airport to the center of town for like 5euro -- from there we could take the metro anywhere from that main metro hub. I think we saved like $50 vs taking a cab. In Seville the bus was like $2 and the cab was $35. Oh, and the eating tip is good too. My tip: breakfast in your hotel is usually more than what you would pay outside at a little cafe, but for $12euro you get coffee,juice,water and its usually a buffet so you can see everything and know what you're eating vs ordering blindly and trusting your foreign language skills. And you can just run upstairs to your room once the coffee kicks in! ;) *best tip ever.

  2. Oh, S Kap! I don't know many people in the early 30 range who prefer marriages, 401ks, and a bed bug free bed, but let's say this person exists - for the sake of argument. This person probably has their husband by the balls and their husband is counting down the days of their life, or waiting until they get the option to say, "pull the plug, she's suffered enough."

    Btw, the place I stayed at in Amsterdam was a spare bedroom. Not everyone on the network is a barefoot boozer.

  3. These are great travel tips! I'm an active backpacker and my travel philosophy has always been "minimum expenses, maximum satisfaction."


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