What Bars and Nightclubs to Go to in Silicon Valley to find Asian, Mexican, Black, White, Persian, and Sometimes Indian Girls

Notice, I did not say “attractive girls” in the title, but you live in the south bay of Northern California and you have already learned to lower your standards and you most likely have seen yourself naked in the mirror before and know that you really shouldn’t be aiming at supermodels anyhow. Take me for instance – I take at least 8 or 9 shots when I must get undressed before showering. Sometimes I wear board shorts and a t-shirt, lest I ruin my night by catching a glimpse of my naked body. I also take 8 or 9 shots before going out each night, because this impairs my vision to about 2 feet in front of me and completely eliminates my peripheral vision, thus shaving about 100 pounds off of any girl I meet each night.

It’s not pretty, but neither are you.

If you’re new to the area or never venture outside of your World of Warcraft station in your living room, here are places where you can meet the ethnic (or non-ethnic) girl of your choice. (Although, in Silicon Valley, it might be safe to assume that “ethnic” would refer to a “white girl”.)

Well, I’m not going to spend my time telling you about your prospects of hooking up, I have done this in a previous post here. Instead, I will tell you where they congegrate and where you should go. They will most likely be of the white-washed, eclectic types, because let's face it - I'm not spending the majority of my time hanging out at black clubs. In fact, most places you go in Silicon Valley are pretty diverse. Most people would say I’m white-washed, but they don’t know how versatile I am. Or what little amount of standards I possess – same difference.

You pretty much have 5 options in the South Bay if you don't want to commute to San Francisco: San Jose, Los Gatos, Campbell, and Palo Alto. While Santana Row is in San Jose, I like to split San Jose to Downtown San Jose and Santana Row.

ASIAN WOMEN - San Jose by itself has 27% Asians according the last U.S. census. So you really won't have to go far to find what you're looking for:

San Jose – If you’re mental and headed to Downtown San Jose, head to The Loft. If you’re not going to DT San Jose, check out Santana Row, where the dress is a little more formal and the women are a little hotter and have jobs. Blowfish after midnight is packed with a majority of Asians. Before midnight, check out Straits.

Campbell – It’s predominantly white here, but you can find some diversity at places where there is dancing. You put two and two together here. Try Cardiff.

Palo Alto – Now this is a very yuppie crowd, but also very diverse and down-to-earth. While Santana Row is diverse and dressy, Palo Alto is diverse and more relaxed - you'll find more of a white-washed Asian gal here. Try Blue Chalk or B412.

BLACK WOMEN - Blacks or African-Americans, depending how you identify yourself, make up only 3.5% of the population in San Jose, so if you ever found a black club or bar where only blacks go to, there would be a good chance that every black person you have ever met in the Bay Area is located in that club. Otherwise, these places are all very diverse:

San Jose - Go to the Vault or Wet if you're going downtown. If you choose Santana Row, try out Rosie McCann's.

Palo Alto - Go to Rudy's or Blue Chalk.

HISPANIC WOMEN - If you're in San Jose, where 30% of the population is Hispanic, just stand in the street, close your eyes, and spin yourself around in a circle. When you open your eyes, just start walking and you will find plenty of Hispanics to congregate with:

San Jose – Vault, Wet, Fahrenheit, and Sabor in downtown are my recommendations. Think Rosie Perez in "White Men Can’t Jump" and Michelle Rodriguez in "Fast and the Furious" and less Jennifer Lopez in "The Wedding Planner". For a little less roughness around the edges, I would say try Sino at Santana Row.

Los Gatos - Mt. Charley's.

Campbell – Cardiff.

Palo Alto - Blue Chalk.

WHITE WOMEN - If you want to find white women, Los Gatos and Campbell are gold mines for you. It's like they hand out membership cards for the local bars/clubs around there and it has to say "white" or "hella white". (I only say "hella" now, because at some point in Vegas, someone has to say, "oh, you're from NorCal - so you say 'hella'!" Uh, no I don't, but thanks for trying:

Los Gatos - You can go anywhere here, but you won't find many places to dance besides Mountain Charley's. Odd, considering there are so many talented white dance troupes on "America's Best Dance Crew". For a good bar, head to Carry Nations.

Campbell - The best places in Campbell are Katie Bloom's and The Spot. But lines are starting to get ridiculous there. You should get there pre-10:30 if you want to avoid long lines, or be prepared to grease a bouncer. But who wants to grease a bouncer... in Campbell!?!?

Palo Alto - Try out Old Pro.

PERSIAN WOMEN - I have very rarely ever met a Persian who doesn't like to get dressed up. Thus, you're bound to find them all over Santana Row:

San Jose - Vault if you're headed to downtown. Santana Row you can go to Straits, Sino, Rosie McCann's, V Bar - you name it.

INDIAN WOMEN - Like black women, there just aren't that many Indian women to begin with. Now there are plenty of men, given that this is an area heavy in imported engineering talent - which just so happens to be a field that is 95%+ men - but that doesn't do us men any good. So, if this is your interest, I don't have many suggestions besides moving to Canada:

San Jose - I would say Santana Row is your only shot. Check out Sino or Straits.

Well, if I have somehow managed to neglect your ethnic group, know that I will attempt to make it up by offending you in a future post.

This concludes my scientific conclusions that are being submitted to the Pulitzer Prize committee for consideration. Please email me if you have any further questions and I will be happy in assisting you - similar to Dr. Jack Kevorkian. I am humbled any time I receive an email from new readers who find my blog while searching for places to go out in Silicon Valley or when moving into town. I try my best to entertain, and while finding very little success, I thank you for your support.

The Silicon Valley Bachelor

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  1. Great read! Definitely agree with everything you are saying. It is funny that you wrote this article because just a week ago my roommate and I were having the same discussion about the South Bay where we current reside.

  2. Well, I feel for you as well. At least you can get pho and pearl tea on every corner!

  3. where you you suggest to go with a baby sister and her bff in vegas? a trio of gals in their 20s who aren't whores, but are looking for actual fun.

  4. ps.
    we're all latina but have very different taste in boys. very.

  5. Well, you should've read the post immediately following this one: http://www.siliconvalleybachelor.com/2010/04/vegas-briefs-2010-nightlife-women-and.html

    Go to XS, Tryst, and Tao, if you're too lazy to click on the link. Email me some crazy, non-whorish pics!

  6. Any suggestions on where to go out on a Tues night?

  7. If you're in San Jose, I would say Sabor. They have some Tuesday drink specials that they promote.

  8. Youre so cool! I dont suppose Ive read anything like this before. So nice to find somebody with some original thoughts on this subject. realy thank you for starting this up. this website is something that is needed on the web, someone with a little originality. useful job for bringing something new to the internet!

  9. There are many Indian women in the bay! You can find them on Castro Street in Mountain View, but I would highly suggest NOT going there (plus, Castro at night attracts a lot of fobs)... Next best place would be the city! Or Santana's V Bar, which is better left out too since it's major cougar territory. Actually, as an annex to your post, the best places for cougars are probably Santana Row and Starlight Lounge in the city!

  10. Where would I take my mom, good looing hot 47. Some place I can have fun too (24)f

  11. #1 Broadway in Los Gatos is good for an older clientele. I had fun there, but if you want something a little more pretentious/dressy - go to Santana Row in San Jose.

  12. Hey, I am pretty new to the area and found this post while trying to find things to do.

    I really wanted to check out Blue Chalk and B412 but they both seem to have closed since the time of this post. Has anything new popped up in Palo Alto as their replacements since then?

  13. The event looks fun and exciting. How I wish I was there too, enjoying and partying with a lot of possible friends.

  14. Svb, help! In the area for two weeks. Where should I concentrate my time? San Jose, Oakland, or San Francisco?

    I can lower my standards so hotness doesn't factor. Where are the best odds?

  15. Recently, I like LGBG in Los Gatos or Cardiff in Campbell. Both places are heavy on the dance floor, which makes the ratio better. So put on your dancing shoes!

    And if you see me there, be sure to buy me a drink! I drink manly drinks like Shirley Temples, Amaretto Sours, and Cosmopolitans.

    1. Svb, your post was spot on last night on Santana row. I'll check those out for sure. I may not leave.

      There are lots of guys here but most just stand in the corner, which works fine for me.


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