The SVB is Back and Better Than Ever!

After a short time away from my blog, a few psychiatric counseling sessions, and lots of alcoholic blackouts, I'd like to announce my official return as a full-time blogger and philanderer. As many of you may or may not know, I have been heavily weighed down for quite some time. But. now. I'm. BACK! This last weekend I noticed things I hadn't for quite some time. Like birds chirping, pedestrians walking on the streets, traffic signals, parts of the female anatomy - like eyes (who knew they had them!), and personal hygiene. I am truly at peace and thankful for all the wonderful friends and family I have in my life. Thank you for being there, particularly when finding me in a voluminous mass of my own vomit.

As you get back to fervently reading my blog and constantly salivating for the next post, I will do my best to disappoint you at every turn. You will shake your head and possibly throw up in your mouth a little bit at the regression of an adult male who has neither matured or gained any knowledge from his irresponsible life experiences.

FYI: I am still seeking counseling, but my psychiatrist is not hot like the lady on The Sopranos. He is old, about 80, and he asks me whether I would like to inflict physical violence on every person that I bring up in my life stories. Apparently, I am still a ways to go before I reach the mental aptitude of a 7 year old. But the good news is I was able to fit the 4 shapes into their right spaces on the block in a tad bit under 3 hours.

Next week I will attempt to color inside the lines.

Thank you,

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  1. about time!
    you always have more ideas then posts!

  2. Oh yeah?!!? Well soon I'll have more posts than ideas! My posts won't even be entertaining anymore.


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