A Bachelor's Favorite Movie Quotes

I like movies. I like it a lot! I love the fact that no matter what is going on in your world, you can lose yourself in a movie theatre and forget about your woes for a couple of hours. That's magic.... like specially baked brownies.

As many of you may well know, I'm working on a screenplay. Hopefully, one day one of my quotes will fill the halls of fraternity hallways, whore houses, kindergarten playgrounds, and drunken schpeel everywhere!

For now, here are some of my favorite movie quotes (answers below):

A. "A lot of people go to college for 7 years."

B. "Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogly was?"

C. "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina."

D. "I'm so cold!"

E. "I am job.... I am job."

F. "I hear my mom coming, I gotta go."

G. "Maaaaaaa.... MEATLOAF.... NOWWWWWW!"

Okay, that's all I can think of now. My brain hurts. I'll add more in the comments section when I darn well feel like it!!!

Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor

P.S. Answers: A. Tommy Callahan - Tommy Boy, B. Derek Zoolander - Zoolander, C. Ron Burgundy - Anchorman, D. Rose - Titanic, E. Mrs. Doubtfire - Mrs. Doubtfire, F. Ray - Jerry Maguire, G. Chaz Rienhold - Wedding Crashers

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  1. really? I would've for sure thought you'd include this: "You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

  2. C. is a classic, for sure.

  3. Oh man, there's sooooo many good quotes in Anchorman, it's so hard to decide.

    After you watch them awhile, you end up liking the more obscure ones.

    Like, "Yeah, there were horses, a guy on fire, and I killed a man with a trident!" - Brick Tamland (Steve Carrell)

  4. "Oh, I'd say about a deuce, deuce and a half - not bad." - Pat Healy, Something About Mary

  5. i wonder- in the world of memorable movie quotes, you think Will Ferrell has the most? And if not him, who?

    My favorite quote is "Hearts and kidneys are TINKER TOYS!" (Young Frankenstein)


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