Northern California Carne Asada Fries - Update

Have I written about Carne Asada Fries yet? Oh yeah, twice this year. I sound like Tucker in There's Something About Mary, "Have you ever been to say, Santiago, Chile?!?" "Twice this year!" Anyway, I spoke to 'Steve', the owner of Mondo Burrito in San Jose, and he's only introducing the Carne Asada Fries and California Burritos as a Saturday special. Curses! He says they need to sell about 60 for him to introduce it as a permanent menu item. So for the love of God, please go in droves on Saturday!!!!

Last Saturday he sold like 23 or something like that, I demanded a recount! I was rebuffed. Anyway, he's selling the Fries and Burrito for $7 each - not bad. I may order 37 orders next time if you do not come through for me.

The address is 3300 The Alameda, Santa Clara, CA. The street even has 'THE' in it, you know it's gotta be good then. This is a cause that's dear to my heart - please, for my sake and my poor emaciated figure's sake - do what's right.

Kevin L.
The Too-Skinny Bachelor

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  1. Hey there Silicon Bachelor - I found some legit carne asada fries in Las Vegas of all places. They were so legit in fact, that I had to order them in spanish. Then some fat girl sat down and I ate them off her arm.

  2. You shut your mouth! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and there is nothing more scintillating than a gal who spills carne asada on her arm and devours it without the use of her utensils. It brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it....


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