Today, I really wanted to sleep 1 hour into class. I don’t know what it is, but class is like the best remedy to put me to sleep. I kept thinking how great it would be to just roll off my chair face first and fall asleep on the ground. I mean, why not? I’m not getting a grade in this class. And it’s my freakin money. Next time, I’m just going to sign up for a class so that for once in my life I can just put my head on my desk and snore freely. If only there weren’t 7 people in my class, it wouldn’t be so conspicuous.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor