How to Create a Website .... and look sexy doing it

I love me a lot. Yesterday, I bought four domain names of myself. Well, technically, MerchantCircle, the company I work for, bought them. They own me - literally. But that's ok, I steal a lot of thumbtacks and paper clips from them. And if they ever had to eat me, that would suck for them. There's no meat on these bones, everyone would feel gipped and disappointed - much like the women in my past.

MerchantCircle just released an awesome new feature, that instantly pulls all the content from your MerchantCircle listing (think Myspace or Facebook for business owners) and instantly creates a website for you under the domain name you just bought. No need for figuring out how to host the domain, html jibberish, DNS-something-or-other, or paying someone to build it for you. It really is freakin' cool. Check it out below:

Don't I look handsome in that picture? I'd give myself a 4, so you know what that means in the Rule of 13! Come hang out with me and find some good looking people! Anyway, anytime you want to change something, you can just change it on your MerchantCircle listing. There's several different web looks you can go for, some of which you can find under my various web domains I bought:

http://www.kevinleu.com/

http://www.kevinleupr.com/

http://www.klpublicrelations.com/

http://www.bayareapublicrelations.com/

As the great Ron Burgundy said, "Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!"

Sincerely,

Kevin L.

The Vain Narcisstic Bachelor

Signs You're the Best Wingman Ever and Other Musings

It's weird not having a screenplay to work on, I have all this time on my hands right now. I don't know what to do with it. I could literally write like 3 blogs a day, but that's overkill and I really don't want you to know my innermost thoughts. They're really profound. I'm not one to brag, but my thoughts are kind of a big deal.

Like just the other day, I asked my friend if he had to choose a woman to marry based off of her ethnic background and assuming she cooks and would cook the food of her ethnic background, which would you choose? It's deep, I know and I was rightly rewarded with that look you get when you've asked a question that is just so profound and intriguing that people get excited about what their answer will be. It's hard for me to answer the question though - Most people would probably go with Italian or Mexican, but not me, I'm going with Antarctic.

Hmmm, let's see, in what other ways am I a genius in thought? (Because I surely am not in real life!) Hmmmmmmmmmmm........ ok, that's it. I give up. I had one good thought this week mixed in with thoughts of drunk dials, booze, bong resin, nudie sites, and late night Jack in a Box. I did get a lot of material sent to me about bachelorhood. Take for instance the picture below from PhotoBasement. The title of the post is 'Bad Time to Be a Wingman':

OK. OK. I know it's mean, but people send me the stuff (coworkers) and it gets a rise out of folks. I didn't say it though, and it totally throws my Rule of 13 for a loop. Then again, one party member has to be hot for that rule to take place. Here are some other good links people sent me about rating girls according to an 'Area Code' system and here's another link charting the benefits of girlfriend vs. friend with benefits. Both worth a look....

Enjoy,

Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor