My marks were always exemplary in classes the second time around. I just figured I wanted to get a better grasp of the knowledge before moving on and maybe help out some underclassmen along the way. Teachers loved me so much, they would always interrupt me during my teachings and ask me to sit in the front of class! I humored them by obliging. I was also always volunteered to read from the book or answer questions - thanks Seniora Dominguez-Yon. I will write the rest of this post in Spanish to honor you and my thirst for knowledge during my mid-life crisis! (Only 3 months left of my 20s - I gotta do some real stupid stuff before then. Because doing stupid stuff in your 30s just sounds pathetic.)
Hola! Me llamo Kevin. Yo Estoy Aqui. Enrique Iglesias es muy bien! Bailamos es mi favorito! Que hora es? De Donde Vive? Como te llamas? Si, si! Yo como todos los dias! Fin.
Whew... I'm tired now. My brain hurts. I think I'm going to skip my first class.....Sincerely,
Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor
P.S. Since I'm a student again, I might as well embrace it. Keg stands and beer bongs here I come! Am I allowed to rush a fraternity in Adult Education?
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