In another stunning sign of valley life - my buddy today showed me what he built. Unlike anyplace else in the world, it wasn't an octabong (we did that in college), but a computer in a box. I was flabbergasted by the nerdiness of it all. 
I congratulate you friend. But to protect your future chances of scoring with women, I will withhold your name.
Sincerely,
Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor