I Told the Truuuuuuuth!!!!

I just found my favorite commercial as a kid. It may be the reason why I tell the truth and why I listen to all commercials. Too bad I didn't go Mormon. I'd be married with 8 kids by now. It may also explain why I break out into song in normal everyday situations.



Go Carleton!

Sincerely,
Kevin L.
The Truth Teller

What Happens in Vegas, Never STAYS in Vegas

So I was in Vegas this weekend for my buddy's bachelor party - and unlike what the commercials say, 'what happens in Vegas DOES not stay in Vegas!' Too bad for you, I follow all directives from commercials, including when Alfonso Ribeiro told me to 'tell the truth' as a young child..... Anyway, what happened in Vegas is between me, 18 guys, the A.R.T girls, and the 3 random girls in the taxi with me when I regained consciousness.....

Sincerely,
Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor