With a gift like that comes great responsibility. I will not let them down. I shall diligently use it every night before I go to bed in attempt to set a world record for alcoholic tolerance.
P.S. If I do ever happen to blow a .02, like the box cover, someone please slap me for being a pussy and tell me to order another Smirnoff Ice. On another note, look at how healthy my cuticles look!