My Favorite Christmas Present This Year

Like all good families during Christmas, considerate gifts are the norm. Below is a gift from my sister and brother-in-law. They know me all too well.


With a gift like that comes great responsibility. I will not let them down. I shall diligently use it every night before I go to bed in attempt to set a world record for alcoholic tolerance. 

Thank you,
Kevin L.
The SVB

P.S. If I do ever happen to blow a .02, like the box cover, someone please slap me for being a pussy and tell me to order another Smirnoff Ice. On another note, look at how healthy my cuticles look!

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2 comments :

  1. a great tool for impressing people

    http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/the-famous-sushi-pants-story/

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  2. That is one of my favorite stories of Tucker Max. In fact, I wasn't able to beat his .08 the next morning, but I blew a .03 the day after New Year's Eve.

    I'll get him next time....

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