Smell Like a Woman's Vagina Today!

My coworker showed me this site today, (female coworker I might add) that bottles up the smell of a woman's vagina. You have to check out the site, it's so classy, it's like you're buying a rolex or something. I wonder which woman's vagina they bottled up, because let's just say, it can be hit or miss!

The perfume, or odeur, or whatever they're calling it, is called Vulva.

On another note, they should bottle up the odor of a man and call it, Repulsion. Mix a little bit of ball sweat, underarm odor, and make sure that they use a guy who's been having a little bit of cinnamon in his coffee (thanks Menendez Brothers) for the final touch and voila!

On the website for Repulsion, I will put two bottles next to my naked body in well-placed areas.... covering my nipples.

Sincerely,
Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor