Smell Like a Woman's Vagina Today!

My coworker showed me this site today, (female coworker I might add) that bottles up the smell of a woman's vagina. You have to check out the site, it's so classy, it's like you're buying a rolex or something. I wonder which woman's vagina they bottled up, because let's just say, it can be hit or miss!

The perfume, or odeur, or whatever they're calling it, is called Vulva.

On another note, they should bottle up the odor of a man and call it, Repulsion. Mix a little bit of ball sweat, underarm odor, and make sure that they use a guy who's been having a little bit of cinnamon in his coffee (thanks Menendez Brothers) for the final touch and voila!

On the website for Repulsion, I will put two bottles next to my naked body in well-placed areas.... covering my nipples.

Sincerely,
Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor

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5 comments :

  1. Pure comedy. I would like to purchase this in bulk. Do they make kegs of this stuff?

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  2. Once I was given a free sample of Sperm Perfume. And you know why it was free? Because I said I was friend's with Kevin.

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  3. You normally have to pay for Sperm Perfume?!?! You are one, pathetic loser! No offense....

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  4. "they should bottle up the odor of a man and call it, Repulsion. Mix a little bit of ball sweat, underarm odor, and make sure that they use a guy who's been having a little bit of cinnamon in his coffee (thanks Menendez Brothers) for the final touch and voila!"

    I just lost my lunch...dude, that's a great weight loss aid:)

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  5. I'm so depressed with my vagina problem,it smell so hard or sometimes i feel so embarrassment when some one else is slept with me,please just tell me something to remove this smell or keep my vagina dry..??

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