Man Jose - It's Official

As if we needed any confirmation, it's official - San Jose officially equals Man Jose. The Census Bureau recently released it's numbers showing that there are 117 men for every 100 women in San Jose amongst the ages of 20 to 44 years old (thanks NBC Bay Area). The first thing that struck me was that the number didn't sound right. Now my math is the equivalent of a low level 5th grader, but if there were only 17 more males than females I'd be a happy camper.

Sure, there may be only 17 more, but I would say with all seriousness, that for every 100 guys that go out in San Jose, only 25 girls are doing the same. Of those 25 girls, 2 are probably good looking. The rest are made up of divorcees with 3 kids, fanatical fast-food lovers that don't work out and think they're J-Lo, unemployed, undocumented immigrants, and 17 year olds with fake ids.

To give you context, the U.S. ratio is 97 males to 100 females. Take a look at the chart below (I do my research when it comes to serious matters like these) - the more green it is, the more men there are:


Now I like my green in the form of money, trees, grass, and Kool-Aid, but Men is where I draw the line! For you women, that doesn't necessarily mean good news for you. Remember, this is Silicon Valley, home of the engineers, programmers, and undocumented aliens..... at the very least, you'll find a very hard worker, but quite possibly a socially inept one. If they would only build a marketing or PR firm out here - then we could even this ratio out. Those places are like gold mines!

FYI: It doesn't get any better on the outskirts of Man Jose. Mountain View has 125 males to 100 females! I blame this on Google... Hire some more females for Pete's sake! If you truly want your employees to be happy, free food, oil changes, haircuts, workout facilities, stock options, and transportation will only cut it for so long. Who wants that stuff anyway? You have a civic duty to your community or else I will boycott one of your products! Well, not gmail... I like that one. Google maps is pretty good too. And well, I'm using Blogger right now. And that search engine is money.... Hmmm.... well, I will hold my breath for 15 seconds! And if I ever meet your employees, like Charlotte, I will tell them: "I curse the day you were born!"

Sincerely,
Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor


P.S. Thanks Annmarie, for sending me this news tip!

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9 comments :

  1. Thank you for your information. I will move to SJ tomorrow.

    ^_^

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  2. this is hilarious...as a single female, L.A. transplant to the Peninsula - I now know where to go out and party. I don't mine awkward nerds, i find them hot. ;)
    (and no, I'm not one of those females who ate too many hot cheetos in college and forgot to workout...so maybe I will get lucky, ha)

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  3. It's soo true - I have been traveling to the Bay Area, mostly "Man Jose" for the last 6 months...and I was thinking that all the women must be married, or bed ridden, or out-of-order is some other way. I honestly like the tech scene, but when everyone in the bar is male, in the club, or anywhere really...and your a single guy...you begin to find things to hang yourself with.
    You would think, that women being "gold diggers", it would even up the ratio - I guess I need to tell all the hookers I meet to move to SJ, cause they would make a fortune!

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    1. Solution: go to SF...smartest thing I ever did was move from the South Bay to San Francisco. Luxury bus takes me to work in Mountain View, SF nightlife is huge and diverse (17 bars & restaurants on my block!), and there are tons of single ladies...don't even waste your time with "Man Jose"...that place is awful.

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  4. I'm struck by the misogyny of your post. It seems like you think that women are just a commodity to be traded around.

    The tech men don't hire women mainly because they do not like women. Ergo there are few women working in Silicon Valley and even fewer that want to live there.

    Also, before going on a diatribe about how ugly and fat the women are, you'd better make sure you are hot. One thing women HATE is to be judged purely on looks, and have men expect (asymmetrically) to be valued for success, intellect and personality. If you are not a young Brad Pitt, then you should not expect a woman with model looks.

    It sounds like you are one of those average-looking men who will only date a model/actress type. NOTE: there are always way less women like that than there are men like you.

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  5. "Ergo"!?!? Are you that old white-haired/bearded guy inside the Matrix? I guess I won't be seeing you again....

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  6. Single women in San Jose and surrounding areas, get hit on so much when they go out, even to a grocery store or deli, that they have gone into hiding. There are single women, but they are overwhelmed and tired of being hit on whenever they go out.

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  7. Single women in San Jose and surrounding areas, get hit on so much when they go out, even to a grocery store or deli, that they have gone into hiding. There are single women, but they are overwhelmed and tired of being hit on whenever they go out.

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