My 100th Post! - I Love You, My Pervert Readers
I'm writing to tell you that I've been super busy lately, you know... going to "high society" Yves Saint Laurent events in the city, getting my company in The New York Times, and generating a over 5 million views for a client on Youtube - pretty standard stuff. Anyway, I miss writing to you all and reading the funny comments you leave me. And no, you cannot date my mother Margaret. Mostly, I miss rereading my funny writing over and over. Other people's writing is just plain boring!
Oh, btw, this is my 100th Blog Post. I feel like I should not waste this posting on a silly 2:30am-at-work-delirium-rant.
I'll make it up to you, my lovely 3,500 readers a month, who mostly are reading my 'easy women' post. Perverts..... I love it!
The Silicon Valley Bachelor