Best and Worst Halloween Costumes Ever!

Whoever thought that you would dress up more for Halloween than you did as a kid? Certainly not I. It's gotten to the point where you have to constantly outdo yourself each year, because frankly, no one wants to be that guy where your friends feel like they have to say something about your costume or give you a polite chuckle, even though, they know and you know, it's weak. Too bad we can't all be like women on Halloween - just wear something slutty and all is forgiven. Librarian? How about a slutty librarian? Perfect! Business woman? Let me just wear what I wore to work, but unbutton two buttons and show off my black bra. Perfect!

It's not so easy in the male world. (Although we do get pee anywhere. Boo yeah!)

While brainstorming Halloween costume ideas over the last few days, I settled in on Derek Zoolander as a finalist. While doing research, I found some pretty darn creative folks in this world. Some of these images are not exactly politically correct or for the faint of heart, but if you don't like them, we will probably never be friends:




And I saved the best for last!

No matter what I decide on - have a Happy Halloween, and remember to politely chuckle when you see my pathetic costume. Then exchange a few complimentary pleasantries before moving on.

Sincerely,

Kevin L.

The Silicon Valley Bachelor