Midnight: Finally get into the club after waiting outside and pre-partying
in the parking lot. Scour the crowd for interested women -- fail.
Frantically try to get the attention of the bartender before last call. Scour
the crowd for drunk women with low standards -- fail.
2:00: Search for
greasy food -- success!
3:00: Go home fall into bed with shoes on.
6:00: wake up, kick shoes off, pee, go back to sleep.
Calls start coming in, they are ignored.
1:00: Look at phone, decide to
2:00 pm: get hungry, choose sleep.
3:00 pm: The
Gym, phone calls, food -- repeat.
Thanks Sis, for summing up my life so well. I will plug your version of my life into every Saturday blog post from here on out, only the name of the bar will be changed.
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