The Luster of Pre-Party

We all talk about pre-partying all the time. 'Let's pre-party before we go out to the bar,' 'Let's pre-party before we hit up the concert,' ...... today, my friend took it to another level. I was heading out to a happy hour and my friend, the Reverend Seth Orvis, says 'let's pre-party before your happy hour.' I thought that was good, but then I informed him that I was going to go out in San Francisco afterwards and be drinking then too. Then he said, 'let's pre-party for Saturday!' Mind you that it's Friday. Cheers to you Seth Orvis, my hero.

I have been drinking at the pool, but I think this is pretty funny.

Sincerely,
Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor