My Mom is Funny

My mom is the funniest person I know. She has been making me laugh all my life. Tonight, I was sitting at the table with my dad and she comes over to give me a kiss on the cheek and points at my dad and says, 'I love you more than him, because you have my blood and he doesn't' - and then proceeds to push him away even though he is sitting in a stationary spot, minding his own business.

She then said if I finished eating a pear, that I wouldn't have to pay my dad back for a $260 insurance payment. Yummy..... this is the best pear I've ever eaten in my life!

Sincerely,
Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor

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4 comments :

  1. But how is her meatloaf?

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  2. what restaurant are you and her eating at here?

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  3. Because your mom is funny, I done bookmarked your blog dood.

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  4. My mom is a saint! Meatloaf is the least of her worries. She's too busy being funny.

    We were eating at Wolfe Cafe in Cupertino, which has since shut down. My family has fine taste in restaurants.

    Thanks for the bookmark Margie.

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