My Mom is Funny

My mom is the funniest person I know. She has been making me laugh all my life. Tonight, I was sitting at the table with my dad and she comes over to give me a kiss on the cheek and points at my dad and says, 'I love you more than him, because you have my blood and he doesn't' - and then proceeds to push him away even though he is sitting in a stationary spot, minding his own business.

She then said if I finished eating a pear, that I wouldn't have to pay my dad back for a $260 insurance payment. Yummy..... this is the best pear I've ever eaten in my life!

Sincerely,
Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor