Movies vs. Books vs. Boobs

I've previously written about how reading books can help tech nerds across the valley score some bonus points with gals. Don't think you can cheat the system by watching the movie. It didn't work in high school and it's not going to work today. I recently watched the movie, 'Love in the Time of Cholera' and it was horrendous. Actors should never play old people - it's bush league! The producers should have just hired different actors to play the roles of the characters at different stages of their lives.

Not only that, but the actors were pitiful. I highly doubt they read the book. I apologize to Gabriel Garcia Marquez for Hollywood's atrocious rendering of his classic and beautifully written novel.

Sincerely,
Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor

P.S. On another note, there were some boobs in the movie - so I HIGHLY recommend! (Just kidding)

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2 comments :

  1. i love how you are slyly making it sound as though you actually read the book.

    ha. kidding.

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  2. How dare you offend the ONE book I have read this year! If whomever I am talking to has not read this book, I quickly move onto discussions of SouthPark.

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