This last weekend I went to a place in San Francisco called Apartment 24, where the old Dolce used to be. Apparently it just reopened, and my good friend Vivian suggested I take my friend from Brazil there. Let me tell you, I have never seen such a disproportionate ratio in my life..... but here's the kicker: they were all FEMALE! I was like 'holy schnikes, what the heck is going on here?!?' I proceeded to bask in my good luck by buying all my friends Patron shots.