Haircuts, Oil Changes, and now Miss Michigan if you work at Google

As if Google needed one more reason to be the best place to work in the world..... they just hired Miss Michigan. I couldn't believe it when I saw the picture off Valleywag of Gina Valo. I don't even really care that she's Miss Michigan, it's more that it's unreal to have a gal that beautiful working in the valley. She'll stand out even more than normal - being as we have sub-par looking folks around here. She'll be like Aishwarya Rai, only in Silicon Valley.

I don't even know if anyone has figured out what she does - but I can guarantee you she has boosted morale for all the guys working at Google. If Google's smart, they'll keep her away from the engineering cubicles so that work will get done. Unlike the gym, guys in cubes don't work harder to impress the women.

"Hey Michigan, get a load of the code I just wrote. See that combination of C ++ and A-H-REF? Nice huh? More where that came from if you know what I mean....."

I'm sure there will be plenty of guys who will be clamoring to be her Bobby Brown, Alec Baldwin, or K-Fed. Me? I just want to be her Burt Reynolds.

Sincerely,
Kevin L.
The Silicon Valley Bachelor




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3 comments :

  1. Have you been on Google's campus? The double X employees at their sprawling adwords/adsense buildings are an oasis of uh... quality in a vast desolate valley of mediocrity
    -N

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  2. She works in Ann Arbor so she's safe.

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  3. Safety is in the eye of the beholder..... I'm not really sure what that means, but my creepiness knows no bounds. State lines or not!

    This sucks by the way, Google does have an office in Ann Arbor. My life sucks again.

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