Courting a Porn Star

Sunny Lane
Sitting next to a porn star on a flight would sound pretty darn good to most folks, but for me, I promptly fell asleep. Of course, I didn't know she was a porn star at first. In fact, I was high off a great week in Miami, had a nice tan and I was feeling good. I didn't think she was cute, much less hot, when she first made way so that I could get by. I exchanged pleasantries to be polite and dosed off for a few hours.

When I woke up, Spider-Man 3 was on, much to my jubilation. I put on my ear phones and that's when it all started. A woman walks by with her baby and the baby was really cute. She turns to me and we share a long smile. (The porn star that is, not the baby's momma). Then 3 more times during the movie she looks over at me to smile during funny moments. These aren't short glances, mind you, but long ones, like we actually know each other. They're charming glances, so I decide, what the heck - I'll talk to her after the movie's over. You know, humor her.

I decide to open with a cute line, not that I'm much into lines, but I say 'thanks for watching the movie with me, I didn't even get your name.' That's when we got into her line of work and what all she does. She asks me questions.... good sign. I go from quiet confidence to nervous school boy as I think, wow, am I really going to try and get this porn star's number?

She holds all the cards right now; I am by no means porn star material. If they reduced the duration needed from 40 minutes to say, 2 - maybe.

OK, so I've been holding out the good part. You probably want to know who it is I sat next to? She goes by the 'girl next door' or Sunny Lane. I had no idea who she was, but one of my coworkers was enthralled by this revelation the next day. I promptly did what any reasonable stalker would do and looked up every bit of information about her on the web. Of course, it was just for 'research' purposes.

Here's her website http://www.sunnylanelive.com/ and her wikipedia page. Check out this video ABC News did on her and her precarious situation with her parents acting as her managers. Sunny's a sweet girl, with a smart business acumen. Not at all what I thought a porn star would be like.....

About that number - I did get it, but I'm not nearly as revealing as some......

Sincerely,
Kevin Leu
The Silicon Valley Bachelor

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3 comments :

  1. http://www.rapidshare.com/users/DULHK4

    click the folder called "nda"

    search the page for sunnylane, download the file. And to the poster... Stop leaving things to people's imaginations, its unkind.

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  2. I didn't download the file, but somehow I'm thinking it's not work safe.

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  3. That's just good enough to be seated in a plane next to a hot chick.

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